‘Bin Laden should of got a reward for world champion hide and seek player’
Don’t ask why i found it funny at the time
now when i hear it , it’s not.
– squidward playing the clarinet –
– doctor comes in – ” I understand you have a dying animal on the premises. ”
“We have to look good for our man…s” My sister and I were getting ready for a double date XD
*boy and girl in bedroom alone* girl: ‘baby, baby, baby, oooo’ *mum hears and rushes to bedroom* mum: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?! girl: ‘mum go away were having sex’ mum: ‘oh thank god I thought you was singing Justin bieber!’
“I DON’T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!
PEOPLE JUST NEED TO QUIT PISSING ME OFF!”
Balls…that is all.”