POLL : Funny_random quotes that make you burst out laughing?


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‘Bin Laden should of got a reward for world champion hide and seek player’

Don’t ask why i found it funny at the time

now when i hear it , it’s not.

(on spongebob)
– squidward playing the clarinet –
– doctor comes in – ” I understand you have a dying animal on the premises. ”
LMAO.

“We have to look good for our man…s” My sister and I were getting ready for a double date XD

*boy and girl in bedroom alone* girl: ‘baby, baby, baby, oooo’ *mum hears and rushes to bedroom* mum: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?! girl: ‘mum go away were having sex’ mum: ‘oh thank god I thought you was singing Justin bieber!’

“I DON’T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!
PEOPLE JUST NEED TO QUIT PISSING ME OFF!”

“Attention:

Balls…that is all.”

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